Malcolm Whitfield
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LOS ANGELES — Actor and filmmaker Adam Sandler was forced to dispose of the screenplay for his new film “Hank…
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Bobby Korec
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There’s no better way to get to know a band than through their fanbase, especially when that band has blocked…
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Sophie Len
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk Zoey Thomas is absolutely outraged today after stranger, Daniel Morgan, accepted her $1 in exchange…
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Mark Roebuck
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GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Plumber, adventurer, and class of 1985 graduate Mario Mario reportedly confused the majority of his graduating…
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Seth Finkelstein
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Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do…
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Stephen Bell
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PRIDE ROCK — Dozens of hyenas still loyal to Scar attempted and ultimately failed to retake Pride Rock in a…
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Noa Garmaise
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk announced earlier this week that he will name his next child in the style of…
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Dan Rice
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Imagine being an expecting father only to be told you wouldn’t live long enough to see your first child come…
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John Danek
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Smith & Smith Real Estate property photographer Joshua Abernathy regularly receives workplace criticism for his unhelpful…
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