Dan Kozuh
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Hey, Alexa? I've been hearing a lot of talk about how this Coronavirus vaccine is actually a tracking device created…
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Doug Francisco
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SAN FRANCISCO — The hosts of the Discovery Channel show “Mythbusters” reunited yesterday to test the myth that a man…
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Jake Menez
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WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump has peacefully vacated the White House after following a trail of Diet Coke bottles…
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John Danek
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DENVER — Julian Rodriguez, guitarist of Black Sabbath tribute act Supernauts, fought back tears this morning as he purchased a…
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Chris Nakis
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BETHESDA, Md. — Researchers at the National Institute of Health have found that the average American gets most of their…
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Tony Morse
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Noted dildo opponent and serial killer cosplay enthusiast, Ted Cruz, is a serious man known for his steely resolve and…
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Doug Francisco
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NEW YORK — Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson dedicated a segment of his show last night to telling his viewers…
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Andy Holt
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WARSAW — Executives at CD Projekt Red breathed a sigh of relief as the disastrous launch of Cyberpunk 2077 dropped…
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Jonah Nink
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I’m hardly alone in saying that 2020 was a less-than-stellar year. Instead of letting disappointment get the better of me,…
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Stephen Bell
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PACIFIC OCEAN — A male blue whale around 600 miles off the coast of the Aleutian Islands is reportedly ashamed…
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