Jonah Nink
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Put down that well-done fillet mignon, king! Sure, it tastes good and isn’t full of foodborne pathogens, but you’re missing…
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Krissy Howard
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BALTIMORE — An obviously broken phone that you for some reason refuse to replace reportedly does still work, assuming you…
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Eric Navarro
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I hate 311. They are my nemesis. Why, you ask? Because they committed the worst crime of all. Something I…
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Bobby Korec
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CHICAGO — Hip hop artist and aspiring real estate tycoon Chancelor Johnathan Bennett, known professionally as Chance the Rapper, plans…
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Andy Holt
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Getting high and playing video games can be a lot of fun, but you want to make sure you combine…
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Mark Roebuck
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WARSAW — The latest level of detail available in the character creation suite of CD Projekt Red’s upcoming Cyberpunk 2077…
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Dan Kozuh
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HINSDALE, Ill. — Twitter user Shannon Nichols updated her profile bio today, moving “Trump Supporter” ahead of her other chosen…
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Henrik Persson
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AMSTERDAM — Belgian metalhead Joost Lambert spent nearly four hours in the Museum of Torture yesterday looking up every item…
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Nick Ortolani
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NASHUA, N.H. — Pheasant Lane Mall Target employee Trevor Bennequist clocked out yesterday for lunch, only to discover that buying…
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Jonah Nink
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Yeah dude, I love going to local shows! I go to at least one show a week, mostly on Sundays…
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