Owen Crowlie
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While this column is meant to highlight the funniest comments of the week, I want to acknowledge the hundreds of…
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Dan Kozuh
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Mindfulness meditation, the practice of remaining present and aware in the moment, has been sweeping America as 2020 only seemed…
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Nariko Ott
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WASHINGTON — Republicans across the country are drawing up new state maps in a desperate attempt to confuse voters and…
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Freddy Krueger
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Hey kids, it’s your old pal, Freddy! No, not that molest-y 2010 reboot crap, I’m talking O.G Fred Man. That’s…
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Tony Morse
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DETROIT — Right-wing rocker Ted Nugent is set to headline a GOP event at the Dearborn Ice Skating Center tomorrow…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Sources have revealed that the most recent delay of the upcoming Dune adaptation was not related to…
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Jake Menez
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in…
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Dan Rice
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Oh my god. I am so sorry. You are right, of course! The character I am describing is in fact…
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Louie Aronowitz
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UMTANUM, Wash. — Local single man Cameron Barrett admitted today that he’s been patiently waiting for his high school crush…
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Dan Rice
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It’s October again and, in the culinary world, that means horror-themed confections! It is the season of sugar, after all.…
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