Walker Jesse
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Dedicated Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee player Duncan Cooker was recently disappointed to realize that the “Melee”…
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Streaming giant Hulu announced Tuesday that, due to nationwide stay-at-home orders, fans of the mid-2000s sitcom…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Quarantined man Michael Gray repeated his rigid daily routine moments ago when he turned off his alarm,…
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Here’s a tip: never read about the war crimes allied troops committed in World War 2. Trust me, it’s a…
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Bobby Korec
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It was a pretty sad day when Neil Peart died. I mean, not for me, but for a lot of…
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Mark Roebuck
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BOSTON — Ska legends The Mighty Mighty Bosstones announced today that they will reopen for business this week at 50%…
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SYOSSET, N.Y. — Self-described otaku Eric Campbell admitted recently that he only watches anime for their delicious depictions of food,…
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STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Recently deceased Amazon warehouse worker Freddie Romero was named “Employee of the Month” yesterday for his…
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Patrick Coyne
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Anyone who has ever rented property before knows full well that the whole system is rigged to screw over tenants.…
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Zach Russell
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ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Lifelong nerd Nate Guajardo emerged from a local Planet Fitness facility today “beefed out as fuck” after…
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