Dan Tomascik
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May 31, 2020
LOS ANGELES — At an unveiling at the Tesla Design Studio, CEO Elon Musk presented a new, cheaper base model…
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NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found a potential link between violent video games where players…
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Ted Pillow
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May 31, 2020
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local conspiracy theorist Vinnie Logano discovered a secret plot yesterday to kick him out of the “BFF…
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Today I was slated to have an in-depth discussion with a Minneapolis police officer about the situation on the ground…
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Krissy Howard
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May 31, 2020
AKRON, Ohio — Local cop Officer Ryan Kowalcyzk admitted he is having a tough time separating the assault he commits…
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Eric Navarro
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May 31, 2020
Communication is the key to a successful relationship. Without healthy, reciprocal communication every disagreement is at risk of turning into…
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Connor McGarry
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May 30, 2020
ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…
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Mark Roebuck
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May 30, 2020
SAN FRANCISCO — An extended preview of an upcoming independent title centered around BMX racing has revealed that it will…
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South Korea, 1950: U.S. soldiers kill an undetermined amount of refugees on a railroad bridge southeast of Seoul. Rather than…
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Alex Salcido
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May 30, 2020
WASHINGTON — President Trump’s experimental use of the anti-malarial drug Hydroxychloroquine has transformed the Commander-in-Chief from a boorish, morbidly obese,…
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