January 2020 - Page 17 of 21

Ted Pillow • January 8, 2020

DOVER, N.H. — Your coworker, accounts manager Randy Ferguson, has no idea that he is your mortal enemy in a…

Joe Tilleli • January 8, 2020

NEWARK, Del. — Tom Connor graduated today from the University of Delaware with his 140th and final bachelor degree, having…

Rob Walker • January 8, 2020

It can be easy to become discouraged these days amid the drudgery of work and the onslaught of terrible news.…

Dan Kozuh • January 8, 2020

GENEVA, Ill. — Local man and self-described electronic leash cutter Lucas Roberts is now on a door-to-door journey to tell…

Lauren Lavín • January 7, 2020

PITTSBURGH — Political punk band Anti-Flag surprised fans with a brand new album titled "In Oil We Trust" inspired by…

Nick Conway • January 7, 2020

SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local slob Brian Helmes decreed today that the T-shirt he’s worn under his hoodie for the past…

Kevin Flynn • January 7, 2020

TOKYO — Putting years of speculation by the Pokémon fan community to rest, Game Freak team lead Shigeru Ohmori confirmed…

Jonah Nink • January 7, 2020

I think it’s time for me to come clean. Yes, I did cry the entire when I got my new…

Brendan Krick • January 7, 2020

EUGENE, Ore. — Perpetually inconsiderate roommate Michael Chabot was thrilled yesterday to discover a giant pile of garbage in his…

Tyler Simpson • January 7, 2020

WASHINGTON — Climate scientists unveiled their findings today that the Earth’s temperature is rising because some dude named Jeremy has…

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