Joshua Hudson
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January 9, 2020
ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is warning citizens about the dangers of contracting Pokémania as an…
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John Dixon
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January 9, 2020
MILWAUKEE — Nostalgic 26-year-old James Crawford claims he spent his week reminiscing about the halcyon days of 2001, though sources…
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Michael De Toffoli
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January 9, 2020
BERKELEY, Calif. — Traveling gutter punk-turned inspirational teacher Marcus “Guru Hoagie” Sanders is directing followers worldwide to treat their bodies…
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Rachel Steele
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January 9, 2020
Over the past few years we've called out, canceled, impeached, and even jailed some of America's most toxic and evil…
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Patrick Crooks
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January 9, 2020
WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Local man Brian Davis was shocked and surprised yet again last night that Backslide, the bar…
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James Kinneen
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January 9, 2020
YUMA, Ariz. — Jed Thompkins, also known as “Riseofthejedguy” on YouTube, is reportedly distraught over a comment he made on…
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John Dixon
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January 9, 2020
DAYTON, Ohio — Local 38-year-old scenester James Adkins is bemoaning to anyone who will listen that up-and-coming emo kids are…
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Tyler Simpson
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January 8, 2020
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Billionaire owner of Koch Industries Charles Koch recently gave a two-hour symposium at his alma mater MIT…
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Kyle Erf
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January 8, 2020
PHILADELPHIA — Your friend Bella Dubois is reportedly now back with her old band The New Babies, leaving you feeling…
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Ryan Danley
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January 8, 2020
There’s a simple truth out here in the real world. ACAB! All. Cops. Are. Bastards! Point blank period. And when…
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