CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Local death metal enthusiast Cooper Dempsey realized that the lyrics to Cannibal Corpse’s 1994 classic “Fucked With…
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Jay Miller
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NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — 2,104 people were found dead after local professor Charles Xavier used his telepathic powers to send…
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John Danek
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SAN DIEGO — Drummer and quiet introvert Don Scarpelli acted strangely on Saturday night after entering the blacklight-filled basement of…
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Bobby D. Lux
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Let’s get it out of the way: I love Minor Threat. They’re on my Mount Rushmore of punk bands. It…
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James Knapp
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PUTNAM, Conn. — Residents of local punk house The Jailblock realized yesterday that no member of the household could remember…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Executives at Buzzfeed issued an apology today for their quiz, “Plan A Perfect Winter Day and We’ll…
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Kevin Flynn
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TOKYO — Citing a stifling work environment caused by shifting business interests, legendary video game designer Hideo Kojima announced that…
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John Danek
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PITTSBURGH — Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University released a disturbing report today predicting that 100% of erotic asphyxiation will be…
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Freelancer
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Since the release of their critically acclaimed debut album, Weezer has long-stood as one of the most influential alternative rock…
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Dan Kozuh
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BANGOR, Maine — Prolific horror writer Stephen King reportedly penned the long-anticipated sixth book in George R. R. Martin’s A…
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