John Danek
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Halloween is the punkest time of the year thanks to AFI and Danzig and not really anyone else. So we…
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Steve Esparra
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Concertgoers were unfazed at last night’s Gin Blossoms show when the band played an entire set of…
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Luke Woodward
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ITHACA, N.Y. — A sentient pair of boat shoes concluded yesterday that Vampire Weekend’s sound had really evolved since their…
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Death row inmate Craig Owenson is reportedly still waiting for the prison executioner to input the movements…
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Patrick Coyne
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BOSTON — A research team of manly scientists believe they may have discovered a third emotion, in addition to anger…
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Local eighth-grader Warren Glumm never anticipated his hand-stenciled Metallica shirt to bring him any attention, let alone result in the…
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Owen Crowlie
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PHOENIX — Gamer Michael Boggs is taking it upon himself to investigate every frame, note, and pixel of Hero’s Horizon…
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Patrick Coyne
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Fancy punk Gerald Harden is flaunting his wealth by hanging relatively expensive, unwashed, 400-thread count bed sheets…
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John Dixon
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ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Edison High School was set ablaze with speculation last week that it’s gym teacher, Douglas Vesely, might…
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Doug Francisco
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DANVERS, Mass. — Local siblings Lisa and Danielle Burke will get to experience their first year with two different Halloween…
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