Ian Fishman
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LOS ANGELES — Fans and critics alike were delighted today by the long-awaited release of Tool’s new album “Fear Inoculum,”…
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Sean McGowan
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ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Marveling at its pixel-perfect resolution and clearly superior image quality, noted gamer Jennifer Lotz reportedly told friends…
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Patrick Coyne
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TRENTON, N.J. — A group of punks’ plan to invite geriatric next-door neighbor Zofia Gorski to a party so she…
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Ben Friedman
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NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Denizens of the underworld are welcoming significant infrastructure improvements over the next few weeks as…
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Tom Scarcella
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Many of the immigrants that come to the United States seeking a better life are woefully overqualified for the low-skilled…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ALBANY, N.Y. — After reading a handful of articles from video game website Hard Drive, local gamer and avid internet…
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Jordan Breeding
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PALM BEACH, Fla. — President Donald Trump reportedly spent Wednesday morning roaming Mar-a-Lago Resort pining for the days when America…
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John Danek
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — A copy of Dean Koontz’s “The Good Guy” was found beaten and battered on a local bookshelf…
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Marcus Stewart
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ABERDEEN, Wash. — After becoming famous for his numerous guest appearances in a wide variety of other video games, popular…
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Joe Cruz
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REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — Impossible Foods Inc., the creator of the meatless Impossible Burger, announced today the development of “Impossible…
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