Hard Drive is officially endorsing Ace Watkins for President of the United States. Today he announced his candidacy with the…
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Patrick Coyne
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BOSTON — A legendary and possibly mythical mosher was allegedly spotted last night enjoying a four-course French meal in the…
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FORT WORTH, Texas — After watching the English dub of Megalo Box today, local anime fans Alex Reiner and Makeda…
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Lauren Lavín
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EL PASO, Texas — An agent with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement was indignant today after once again being compared…
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Mark Maira
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Yes, we understand that we confused Jared Simmons as a member of the Hammerskin Nation, one of the most violent…
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Jonah Nink
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I love a lot of games, but nothing is as close to my heart as the Call of Duty series.…
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Patrick Coyne
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TUCKER, Ga. — Punk Ollie Boyer turned around a framed photo on his nightstand last night of punk rock icon…
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Lifelong Pokémon fan Neil Ferraro threw away the chance to teach his level 63 Venomoth “quiver dance”…
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Teri Donahugh
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MILWAUKEE — Sound Engineer Quintin Hafner purchased a large-format DiGiCo S31 Digital Mixer yesterday, but was unable to fit the…
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Local medical supply salesman Elliot Harrison’s recent haircut was immediately noticed this morning by coworkers with seemingly…
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