James Webster
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May 26, 2019
RICHMOND, Va. — Researchers and social archaeologists at Virginia Commonwealth University discovered last week that the first-ever house show scheduled…
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Mark Roebuck
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May 26, 2019
ORO VALLEY, Ariz. — Gary Pendleton has reportedly grown furious at his inability to follow the narrative story of a…
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Vince Ratti
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May 26, 2019
PHILADELPHIA — Local pervert David Bell could not climax this morning during his daily commute after noticing another bus rider…
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Zach Raffio
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May 26, 2019
Warning: this heartwarming story will make you cry. When 28-year old singer-songwriter Mikey Delbond recently damaged his beloved Martin guitar…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local Guitar Center sales associate Dan Shin deemed a customer’s routine purchase “pretty sick” earlier this week,…
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local mechanic and outspoken male feminist Elias Murphy finally received his copy of Forbes magazine’s “Most Powerful…
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Mark Roebuck
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May 25, 2019
GOTHAM — The Caped Crusader has once again successfully interpreted The Riddler’s esoteric clues and thwarted his latest caper, a…
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Justin Cox
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May 25, 2019
Acclaimed ogre and Hollywood superstar Shrek is best known for the proliferation of nude photos containing his likeness on the…
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Erin McLaughlin
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May 25, 2019
BOSTON — Local woman Anne Deloach is certain the first track from her ex-boyfriend’s latest EP is about her, despite…
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Cory Cousins
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May 24, 2019
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Legendary singer/songwriter Bob Dylan incorrectly introduced several of his own songs at a concert yesterday as “covers,”…
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