Conor Ronk
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BERKELEY, Calif. — The latest big- budget role-playing game “Yuri: Stars of the Fathers” apparently hits its stride at the…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW ORLEANS — Jerry Nichols, the enthusiastic and supportive father of drummer Chris Nichols, is incessantly emailing his son band…
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John Danek
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SEATTLE — Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos announced his plans today to “personally beat the shit out of small…
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Courtney Baka
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An open letter to my son: Dear Leslie (although I guess you are going by ‘Slime’ now), I wanted to…
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Chuck Kowalski
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CHICAGO — Mortal Kombat developer NetherRealm Studios issued an apology this morning for a tweet on the company’s official feed…
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Sari Beliak
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DENVER — Local all-around garbage human Russ Mitchell was totally grossed out by a female musician’s armpit hair during a…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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LIMA, Peru — A team of archaeologists in the jungles of Peru made a groundbreaking discovery yesterday, unearthing the long-lost…
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Brendan Krick
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ROCKVILLE, Md. — After being fired, Bethesda animator Jeff Callahan was seen packing a confusingly extensive assortment of useless objects…
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Steve Yuen
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It’s cute, really, but I’m just not sure about her dedication to this relationship if she’s not even going to…
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Rob Steinberg
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HOLLAND, Mich. — Your 14-year-old cousin Blake Liston admitted to you yesterday that, as of two weeks ago, he smokes…
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