Years Tag Archives

Mike Moran • June 24, 2025

FLOYD KNOBS, Ind. — A new independent study revealed that basically anything you think happened around 2022, was probably closer…

Patrick Crooks • May 2, 2022

GALAPAGOS ISLANDS — The Galapagos punk scene was in shock this morning after learning of the tragic death of up…

Luke Gralia • February 6, 2022

LAS VEGAS — Poison singer Bret Michaels is reportedly still living on the bus where he unsuccessfully tried to find…

Dan Rice • January 14, 2022

Well it looks like time is back on it’s bullshit, and it's going full beastmode on my ass! Here we…

Dan Kozuh • December 22, 2021

ATLANTA — Two cubicle neighbors who haven’t seen one another in over twenty-four months are basically caught up on one…

Ted Pillow • July 10, 2019

SAN FRANCISCO — 38-year-old father and successful business owner Vince Martinez is still, despite all sound logic and reason, nostalgic…

Taylor Roebuck • January 23, 2019

MINNEAPOLIS — Former members of the band The Replacements were mortified to learn this morning, upon finally sobering up after…

Edgar Towner • January 12, 2019

NEW YORK — Legendary musician Sting is celebrating today the second anniversary of a full-body spiritual orgasm that began during…

Salim Alam • April 22, 2018

MESA, Ariz. — Local man Russell Garcia is worried his six-week-old relationship could “turn into something more serious that will…