Jessica Lillian
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Local post-punk revival band Shadow Impaction played to a record 128 mostly unwilling patrons at Frankie’s Den…
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Matt Husser
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NEW YORK — The annual “Punk Humanitarian of the Year” award was given to local drunk Rick Johnson who selflessly…
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Zach Hudson
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Members of the local music scene report a stronger sense of unity than they ever experienced thanks…
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Russ Bizaro
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PHILADELPHIA– A local dive bar is making sure all customers are made aware of their payment policy with a helpful…
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Eli Johnson
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Local moron Griff Bradshaw made frequent frustrated attempts to gain entry to the venue bathroom you were,…
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Doug Kolic
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CHICAGO – A fan of punk band Crucified Vertebrae was recently spotted alone in a darkened venue forty minutes after…
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Chris Bowen
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BUFFALO, N.Y — Local indie rock band CupNChar were oblivious to the fact that the overwhelming turnout for their gig…
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Dave McNamara
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BOSTON — Door staff trainee, Shawn “Fitzy” Fitzgerald, failed the Whiskey Fist music venue’s onboarding test of sticking patrons' arm…
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Collin Canning
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FREDERICTON, New Brunswick — Local DIY venue Zamboni’s recently installed a state-of-the-art false amp head that allows drunk patrons to…
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Wilson Conkwright
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NASHVILLE — Local bartender Otis Fuller is now just as covered in stickers as the grimey surfaces of the disgusting…
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