Ryan Danley
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July 25, 2021
DALLAS — Legendary ass-kicking institution The School Of Hard Knocks celebrated yet another graduating class of macho, non-PC, bootstrap puller-uppers…
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Jay Chanoine
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July 5, 2021
WASHINGTON — President Biden signed a sweeping new bill into law earlier today which will finally address the issue of…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Progressive metal band Knight Vision announced they are accepting applications from medieval studies majors for a summer…
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Meg Scanlon
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March 27, 2021
LOS ANGELES — A years-long study by scientists at UCLA has proved once and for all that drinking eight glasses…
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Dan Kozuh
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March 7, 2021
WALNUT CREEK, Calif. — Every single member of the local band Starving Hysterical were seriously considering going back to school…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 14, 2020
EAST LANSING, Mich. — Diddy Kong is the latest celebrity to stand accused of using his celebrity status to bypass…
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Joe Tilleli
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January 8, 2020
NEWARK, Del. — Tom Connor graduated today from the University of Delaware with his 140th and final bachelor degree, having…
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Dan Kozuh
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October 13, 2019
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Brown University freshman Matthew Davis made history earlier this week by becoming the first member of his…
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Sam Rose
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December 1, 2017
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — An adjunct lecturer of American Studies at Santa Monica City College strongly hinted to his class…
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Carson Soukup
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September 16, 2017
NEW YORK — Up-and-coming DJ Jeremy Meyers made history last week as the first Juilliard graduate with a concentration on…
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