Kyle Erf
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February 10, 2018
HARTFORD, Conn. — Local comical shirt collector and self-described #Resistance member Jared Wayne was overjoyed this morning by the arrival…
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Rick Homuth
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January 31, 2018
VLADIVOSTOK, Russia — @DNCSorosTracker, one of the more successful Russian Twitter bots created to influence American elections, announced plans today…
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Enough is enough. When they came for my haircut (a slicked back undercut) I didn’t say anything. Yes, I know,…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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January 22, 2018
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that he will be the next cover star of EA Sports PGA Tour 2018…
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Ella Gale
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January 19, 2018
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump visited a White House doctor this week for his annual physical examination as part of his…
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Brandon Onda
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December 22, 2017
AMERICA — Americans across the nation are struggling to remember their previous holiday traditions as they prep for their first…
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Kyle Erf
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December 20, 2017
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump lashed out today during an early morning Tweet storm, panning left-leaning media outlets across the…
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Nicholai Roscoe
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December 15, 2017
WASHINGTON — A report released today by a government efficiency watchdog group offered conclusive proof of “absolutely no collusion” between…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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December 6, 2017
NEW YORK — Time magazine announced the winner of its 2017 Person of the Year award today: Carlos Villalba, a…
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Ashley Naftule
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November 22, 2017
WASHINGTON — President Trump pardoned a 5-year old Bourbon Red turkey named Mikey this morning, sparking outrage amongst law enforcement…
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