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Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 27, 2018

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…

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Anti-Flag Slips One Pro-Trump Song in Set to Make Sure People Still Listening

Tom Gannon • March 26, 2018

DETROIT — Pittsburgh punk band Anti-Flag added a pro-Donald Trump song to their set last night to see if fans…

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Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers

Mark Bouchard • March 11, 2018

WASHINGTON — President Trump has brought comic book artist Rob Liefeld, best known as the co-creator of Deadpool and Cable, in…

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BREAKING: Trump Nervous About First IRL Meeting With Internet Friend

Edgar Towner • March 9, 2018

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump was seen anxiously wringing his hands in the Oval Office for several hours after accepting…

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Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

Mark Roebuck • February 24, 2018

WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…

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Covfefe Shirt Finally Arrives In Mail

Kyle Erf • February 10, 2018

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local comical shirt collector and self-described #Resistance member Jared Wayne was overjoyed this morning by the arrival…

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Russian Twitter Bot Trying to Parlay 500,000 Followers into Comedy Career

Rick Homuth • January 31, 2018

VLADIVOSTOK, Russia — @DNCSorosTracker, one of the more successful Russian Twitter bots created to influence American elections, announced plans today…

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When Will It Stop? Racists Have Stolen My Haircut, Favorite Shirt, and Political Views

The Hard Times Staff • January 23, 2018

Enough is enough. When they came for my haircut (a slicked back undercut) I didn’t say anything. Yes, I know,…

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Trump Announces Himself as Next Cover Star for EA Sports PGA Tour 2018

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • January 22, 2018

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that he will be the next cover star of EA Sports PGA Tour 2018…

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Mentally Ill Man Receives Free Government Health Care, Housing

Ella Gale • January 19, 2018

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump visited a White House doctor this week for his annual physical examination as part of his…

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