Stephen Bell
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ATHENS, Ohio — Self-described lover of crystals, energy healing, and astrology Emma Cobb is reportedly only into hobbies that allow…
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John Danek
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MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — Local punk band Butcher Paper ostensibly only formed to garner attention by way of constant death threats…
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Lana Schwartz
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WASHINGTON — A new commission on Socializing, Relationships & Dating released a 105-page report determining that a breakup still counts…
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ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Aging former Warped Tour musician Brent Storm sold his van and is now working for a local…
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Dan Rice
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I’m not going to tell you his name. He remains a very powerful frog in the industry, and I don’t…
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Kevin Tit
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VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — A recent study of your entire friend group came to the unimpeachable conclusion that Daniel Jordan,…
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John Danek
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Oh my God, I am so sorry that I somehow missed that text! I mean, I didn’t miss it. I…
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Bobby Korec
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Fellas. Have you ever been in a situation where she just wasn’t feeling your flirtatious advances? Me neither. Evidently, it’s…
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Chris Jones
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GRAND CANYON VILLAGE, Ariz. — Amateur photographer Jim Wagner agreed to photograph a couple who recently became engaged yesterday if,…
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Stephen Bell
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TOLEDO, Ohio — Local man Joseph Whitt described moments ago his relationship with hardcore tankie and politically communist girlfriend Stephanie…
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