Every Tool Album Ranked
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We desperately needed to raise our IQ by a few points, so we decided to re-listen to Tool’s five full-length…
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Review: Puscifer “Conditions of My Parole”
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Each Sunday The Hard Times takes a look at a notable album from the past. This time around we reviewed…
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10 Reasons Why Tool Fans Are Smarter Than You, According To Me, A Tool Fan
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Tool is a platinum-selling, Grammy-winning, Billboard-topping collection of brilliant artists. Despite selling out arena tours, the average person does not…
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Tool Setlist Written in Wingdings
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ST. PAUL, Minn. – Longtime Tool superfan Tim Linstrom claimed the setlist he stole from the stage of their Twin…
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The Next Monkees? 10 Bands That Used To Be Fake!
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The Monkees were NBC’s biggest posers besides so-called “cop killer” turned pig, Ice T. But they were far from the…
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We Mashed up a Tool Song and a Muse Song and Now We’re the Smartest People to Ever Live
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At times, the burden of all-encompassing intellect can be especially difficult to shoulder. The impossibility of stimulating all possible thought…
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Review: Tool “Undertow”
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Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we’re taking a…
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Tool Fan Misses Entire Set Untangling Ponytail from Nunchucks
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ST. LOUIS — Diehard Tool fan Glenn “Stinkfist” Miranda missed the band’s entire set after a brief display of martial…
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Tool Fan Can’t Believe a Genius Like Him Is Working at Hot Topic
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BOSTON — Local 39-year-old Tool fan Mark Gibson spent his entire shift last Wednesday angry at the fact that a…
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Review: Tool “Opiate”
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Each Sunday, The Hard Times travels back and reviews a notable album from the past. This week we cover “Opiate,”…
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