Matt Husser
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that the tech giant would begin harvesting beloved Saturday morning cartoon icon…
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Ben Friedman
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Up-and-coming country music singer Johnny “Slim” Wilkins saw his dreams of stardom crushed after finding out he…
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Alex Vlahov
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MILPITAS, Calif. — Local data analyst Wendell Peters reportedly received the dreaded “we need to talk” text message, sent from…
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Mike Civins
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TORONTO — Iconic filmmaker and leading architect of the “body horror” genre David Cronenberg completed a new feature-length screenplay earlier…
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Walker JF Glenn
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LONDON — Sir Paul McCartney announced plans to continue exploring artificial intelligence technology, collaborating with a George Harrison AI so…
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Audrey Vieira
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As a feminist, I believe that it is very important that women in STEM have opportunities to succeed in their…
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Dan Rice
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It’s been said that life imitates art, but from where I’m standing, it never learns from it. Here you are,…
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John Danek
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I've been a huge progressive metal fan since the 7th grade when my very confused great aunt bought me Dream…
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Patrick Coyne
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HURSTBOURNE, Ky — Local technophile Dean Espinosa made yet another fucking pencil holder after needlessly blowing $10,000 on a 3D…
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Bobby Korec
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MEDFORD, N.Y. — Local Gmail inbox peruser Maiya Sollecito took the decidedly more convenient approach to dealing with undesirable emails…
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