Ben Friedman
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ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Local man Dan McKellan was dealt a major personal finance blow after being completely blindsided by his…
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Laura McCarthy
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TRØNDELAG COUNTY, Norway — News of departed Pantera guitarist “Dimebag” Darrell Abbott’s 2004 death just reached the isolated Kjårn tribe…
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Ted Pillow
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MILWAUKEE — Local punk Doug Reece is surprised and deeply troubled that he has lived long enough for his metabolism…
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Gary Doyle
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CHICAGO — Local pervert Tommy Webster was surprised to discover yesterday a band named after mannequin pussy, his favorite fetish…
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Mark Bouchard
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YONKERS, N.Y. — Local man Patrick Murphy’s childhood sock puppet is in for an experience never imagined possible later today…
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Mark Roebuck
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LAWRENCE, Mass. — Local woman Sasha Carter discovered yesterday that she was the subject of a breakup song written by…
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Rachel Clayton
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ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. — Local punk and professionally-trained thespian Eva Rosenthal finally got to put her MFA in acting to…
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LOS ANGELES — Members of both Linkin Park and Evanescence were just as surprised as anyone else yesterday to find…
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Taylor Roebuck
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TOLEDO, Ohio — 28-year-old Sammy Warner was shocked last week when attending her 10-year high school reunion by how much…
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