SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local man Pete Hughes wondered this morning why several viewers of his latest 74-part Instagram story abruptly stopped watching around part 23,…
Guess Who Cheated: Couple Celebrating Anniversary Online Have “Been Through So Much Together”
Congratulations! According to a recent Instagram update, Jamie and Kat are celebrating three blissful years together despite “going through so much” in that short time.…
Dad Breaks 1,024 Day-Long Social Media Silence by Posting “Outback Steakhouse Near Me”
BOSTON — Local dad and tire store manager Dennis Bowman broke his nearly three-year social media silence today by posting, “Outback Steakhouse near me” as…
SAN DIEGO — Aspiring Reddit user and avowed Blink-182 fan Stuart Brennan was flabbergasted Saturday evening as he attempted to create an account for the…
Kidnapped Woman Finds Enough WiFi to Use Instagram for Help, but Already Posted Once Today
BRANSON, Mo. — Local woman Kimberly Feldman, currently chained to a pipe in the basement of a wanted kidnapper/murderer, acquired just enough WiFi reception this…
Your Problematic Fave: We Found Some Old Tweets by Donald Trump and Now He’s CANCELLED
It goes without saying that real-estate mogul/TV personality Donald J. Trump is a huge role-model for lots of folks, and it’s not for nothing. The…
TUCSON, Ariz. — Local music critic and Spotify free user Jill Nesbitt named “Get in the Zone – Autozone” as the best song of 2018…
BALTIMORE — Depressed researchers at Johns Hopkins University suggest a proper night’s sleep should last between 14 and 18 hours per night, according to a…
Twitter Heavily Considering Removing ‘Tweet’ Button
SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey announced today that the social media site is heavily considering removing the “tweet” button in an attempt to…
Drake Giving Attention to Wrong Child
LOS ANGELES — Reports indicate Drake gives an inappropriate amount of attention to Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown, who said in a now-viral interview…
Report: Every Online Friend You Haven’t Heard From in a While Is Dead
WASHINGTON — A new report by the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed today that the online friends you once interacted with on a…
Instagram Friend Begins Grisly Transformation Into Meme Account
DENVER — The Instagram profile of user Viola Todd is starting to show the telltale signs of a slow, sinister transformation into a meme account,…
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump was seen anxiously wringing his hands in the Oval Office for several hours after accepting an invitation for an “IRL”…
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Hello From Your New Hard Style Social Media Manager, Please Like This Post If You Can See it
Hello engaged readers! I’m your new social media manager at Hard Style, Marcus E. Mark. I’ll be bringing my social media skills to the Hard…