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Kidnapped Woman Finds Enough WiFi to Use Instagram for Help, but Already Posted Once Today
BRANSON, Mo. — Local woman Kimberly Feldman, currently chained to a pipe in the basement of a wanted kidnapper/murderer, acquired just enough WiFi reception this…
Your Problematic Fave: We Found Some Old Tweets by Donald Trump and Now He’s CANCELLED
It goes without saying that real-estate mogul/TV personality Donald J. Trump is a huge role-model for lots of folks, and it’s not for nothing. The…
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Twitter Heavily Considering Removing ‘Tweet’ Button
SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey announced today that the social media site is heavily considering removing the “tweet” button in an attempt to…
Drake Giving Attention to Wrong Child
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Report: Every Online Friend You Haven’t Heard From in a While Is Dead
WASHINGTON — A new report by the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed today that the online friends you once interacted with on a…
Instagram Friend Begins Grisly Transformation Into Meme Account
DENVER — The Instagram profile of user Viola Todd is starting to show the telltale signs of a slow, sinister transformation into a meme account,…
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump was seen anxiously wringing his hands in the Oval Office for several hours after accepting an invitation for an “IRL”…
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Hello From Your New Hard Style Social Media Manager, Please Like This Post If You Can See it
Hello engaged readers! I’m your new social media manager at Hard Style, Marcus E. Mark. I’ll be bringing my social media skills to the Hard…
Hat’s off to Mark Zuckerburg, that man has done it again! Programmers and developers at Facebook Inc. are in the process of developing a Facebook…
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Man Pretty Sure He Liked All the Right Comments in Facebook Debate
PHILADELPHIA — Facebook user Sean Harris is reportedly “pretty confident” he liked the correct comments this past Friday to avoid backlash on a post about…