Khadija Hassan
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MINNEAPOLIS — Unvaccinated couple Chris and Hannah Davidson excitedly shared the results of their latest COVID tests at a massive…
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Natalie Vinh
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Social distancing regulations got you down? Losing your sense of identity without the ability to get drunk in a stranger's…
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QUINCY, Mass. — Local man and self-described introvert Blake Crowley became an adamant anti-vaccine activist in a desperate attempt to…
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Mark Bouchard
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As Thanksgiving approaches, and COVID-19 rates get progressively worse, many of my friends are shocked that I still plan on…
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Contributor
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WASHINGTON — Over two dozen White House staff members with clandestine ties to the Kremlin and operating within President Trump’s…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NEWINGTON, Conn. — Diligently safety-conscious man James Sadler is staying vigilant about social distancing practices, unless his recent Tinder match…
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Kate Howard
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FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. — Quarantined woman Andrea Wolfe admitted today that she prefers Zoom sex sans video with her…
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Taylor Roebuck
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LANSING, Mich. — Local punk Diana Spalsbury purchased 100 boxes of semi-permanent hair dye yesterday, just for the pair of…
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Louie Aronowitz
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Where are all the new ideas?! Every movie is the same tired plot. Every TV show is full of unoriginal…
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James Webster
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LOS ANGELES — Local metalhead Rob Kurtz was reportedly called out at the grocery store yesterday for converting an old…
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