Johnny Sparkles
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April 12, 2022
BEND, Ore. — Local crust punk Exena Groman admitted that she is only able to relieve her bladder if multiple…
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Jose Balderas
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April 10, 2022
BERKELEY, Calif. — Touring band ‘The Flattered & The Curious’ regaled tenants of the apartment they are crashing in with…
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Ben Friedman
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April 9, 2022
EDINA, Minn. — 37-year-old man Steve Bellows opted for chicken fingers for his seventh consecutive dinner outing despite having poured…
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Cory Cousins
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April 8, 2022
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Terry Miller became the target of derision and mockery from patrons at upscale eatery Stem…
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Patrick Coyne
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April 3, 2022
WASHINGTON — Average consumers are feeling the pinch both metaphorically and literally as rising gas prices have resulted in them…
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Lana Kim
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March 30, 2022
RICHMOND, Va. — Several medical reports released early this morning state that any and all injuries sustained after the age…
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Matt Bieker
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March 28, 2022
CHATTANOOGA — Local three-year-old Joseph Rhoades is finally getting some goddamn respect in his household after finding his father’s semi-automatic…
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Matt Bieker
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March 28, 2022
CHATTANOOGA — Local three-year-old Joseph Rhoades is finally getting some goddamn respect in his household after finding his father’s semi-automatic…
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Nathan Kamal
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March 26, 2022
LAWRENCE, Kan. — A local home is angering neighbors by leaving their 311 Day decorations up long after the holiday…
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John Danek
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March 24, 2022
LOS ANGELES – Legendary actress Jodie Foster admitted that former presidential-assassin-turned-musician John Hinckley Jr.’s latest folk single is surprisingly decent,…
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