John Danek
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local extremely confused man Kirk Unger struggled to determine if he was hearing a live recording of…
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Mimi Kenny
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BANGOR, Maine. – Local woman, and proponent of turning fresh produce into reservoirs for mold due to apathy, Danielle Wilder…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Fans of the Misfits were thrilled yesterday as the original lineup of the highly influential punk band…
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Tyler Roland
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BOSTON — Local 39-year-old Tool fan Mark Gibson spent his entire shift last Wednesday angry at the fact that a…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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NETINNDEL — An RPG shop owner has been forced to close up his local shop and declare bankruptcy after buying…
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local tattoo artist Mike Lussier ended his self-imposed quarantine yesterday and debuted a plethora of new upside-down…
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Kevin Tit
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LAS VEGAS — “Undercover Boss” and Biscotti Pizza CEO Alex Prescott is pretty pissed he risked his own well-being when…
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Danek
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local punk Philip Allers took advantage of this week’s Black Friday chaos, completing all of his holiday…
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Dan Rice
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LOS ANGELES — Local writer/director/producer/aspiring barista Judd Apatow has been turned down time and again for entry level positions at…
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Mark Roebuck
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CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who…
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