Dan Kozuh
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April 15, 2025
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local couple Jordan Meyers and Alexis Carter reportedly left their unique collection of used sex toys ignored…
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Tim Sheard
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January 24, 2025
BOSTON, Mass. — Harvard scientists studying modern American relationship dynamics made a breakthrough discovery by identifying the first conventionally attractive…
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LAKEVILLE, Ind. – Townsfolk are bracing for waves of fiery lust caused by local sex symbol Scott Bailey’s distended, green…
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The Hard Times Staff
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November 10, 2021
We asked and you voted! Meet The Hard Times Sexiest Man Alive 2021: Slimy the oppossum! At 2-and-a-half years old,…
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Dan Rice
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October 6, 2021
For kids, Halloween is all about candy. For parents, it’s an opportunity to show said children that Mommy and Daddy…
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Lucas Johnson
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March 13, 2021
NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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February 8, 2021
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A new study released by researchers at St. Joseph’s College has revealed that Hades players who are…
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Alex Salcido
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September 2, 2020
PORTLAND, Ore. — Ridiculously attractive man and recent Milwaukee transplant Josh Billingsley left dozens disappointed today after confirming that he…
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DECATUR, Ga. — Local husband and self-described Star Wars aficionado Benny Butler critiqued a ‘sexy Slave Leia’ costume his wife,…
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Charles Bill
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March 22, 2020
DETROIT — The operators of popular pornography site PornGash were confused and panicked last night when an actual local, horny…
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