Rick Homuth
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TORONTO — Yoga enthusiast Melissa Christie discovered last night that her yoga mat had been used, presumably by one of…
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Nicky Martin
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REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft apologized after fans discovered secret files that allows access to a hidden mode within Cuphead that…
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Patrick Coyne
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For generations dinosaurs have fascinated humans, but our perception of these prehistoric creatures has been severely warped by pop culture.…
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Mark Maira
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TAMPA, Fla. — Independent researcher Spencer Griffith uncovered a “bombshell” yesterday in the continuing Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump story, discovering over…
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I’m probably being a hypochondriac but does anyone know if The Flaming Lips are contagious? I was tested earlier this…
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Rob Steinberg
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Revered Rule 34 artist Sophia Zinn is no longer feeling inspired by her various drawings of Sonic…
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Jordan Breeding
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DENVER — Scientists have announced the discovery of a clear, 100% correlation between the stunning board game skill of sophomore…
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Charles E.P. Murphy
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ATLANTA — Punk couple Adrian Brooks and Vivian Morgan will try to spice up their love life for Valentine’s Day…
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Salim Alam
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NEW YORK — 26-year-old Angela Kitts announced today that she is now “totally against one-night stands,” instead preferring the stability…
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Tyler Evans
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MADISON, Wisc. — Local polyamorous, gender-fluid teen Brendan McDaniels is frantically searching for the most respectful way to lose their…
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