Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Perpetually lonely heterosexual man Cliff Parker is living under the mistaken assumption that he would be getting a…
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Freelancer
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local horny-as-hell woman Wendy Charleton fears what might happen if she were to get drunk alone with…
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Patrick Crooks
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CHICAGO — Local boyfriend who’s changed, he swears, Britt Keller promised on again-off again girlfriend Carolyn Mueller that he will…
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Contributor
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AUSTIN, Texas — Texas lawmakers continued their draconian war on reproductive freedom by passing a new law that would immediately…
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Nathan Kamal
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Listen, enough is enough! We have to take a stand. The snide jokes and digs and microaggressions have gone for…
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Ian Yamamoto
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Hugh Bellamy’s self care practice was revealed to be one of the more disgusting things…
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Rob Steinberg
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RENO, Nev. — Couples therapy specialist and nu metal enthusiast Dr. Stephen Hoffman has found it’s best not to take…
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Krissy Howard
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WHITEFISH, Mont. — An inclusive punk scene was applauded for acts of bravery late yesterday evening after members openly welcomed…
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Eli Johnson
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The past decade has not been kind to the pickup artist community. Ever since PUAs entered the mainstream, the media…
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Alice Lahoda
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It’s finally happening! This woman didn’t immediately recoil when my girlfriend and I approached her at the bar because we…
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