Matt Husser
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May 26, 2025
WASHINGTON — Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth delivered a special Memorial Day message to a covert unit of Marine operatives…
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Casey Smith
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May 19, 2024
HOUSTON — Local 68-year-old Harry Wilson is reportedly about to fire off another sternly worded email to donotreply@homedepot.com to complain…
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Tracy Kellett
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January 28, 2023
Thirty years. Thirty goddamn years of training, deployments, and countless moves across the world, yet I come home to an…
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Dustin Meadows
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September 7, 2021
DES MOINES, Iowa — Liz Connelly, a second-year Applebee’s employee, refused to show three members of nü-metal octet Slipknot to…
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Tony Morse
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July 2, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Hate speech enthusiast Chris Taylor Brown and his disesteemed nu-metal band Trapt are reportedly offering $35 to…
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Jon Ruggiero
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October 26, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Members of The Pirate Bay took to the cyber seas to salvage the wreckage of disgraced short-form…
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Mark Roebuck
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September 24, 2020
SAND LAKE, Mich. — Amazon surprised the world today with its announcement of Luna, the cloud based gaming service expected…
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Anthony Vito
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September 3, 2020
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Storm of Justice vocalist Thad MacDuggin’s camouflage clothing and short-cropped hairstyle led to him being thanked again…
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Tim Sheard
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February 25, 2020
OSLO, Norway — The brand new, all-black metal streaming platform “Corpsify +” is responsible for the brutal deaths of eight…
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Patrick Coyne
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March 5, 2019
PALO ALTO, Calif. — The new “gutterhaus” subscription box service is disrupting the living-on-the-streets industry by delivering artisanal cardboard boxes…
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