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Back to School: Ranking the Best Horror Movies To Give Students the Vigilance They’ll Need To Survive

Dan Rice • August 28, 2024

There’s never been a more dangerous time to be a young American. School shootings have been steadily on the rise…

Man Homeschooling His Children Failed Fifth Grade Twice

Tim Gill • March 4, 2024

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. – Local Dad Brayden Taylor recently decided to yank his two young boys from the Knoxville public school…

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Punk Kid Sets up Sharpie Tattoo Shop in Playground Tunnel

Nat Hrvatin • January 17, 2024

PITTSBURGH — Trailblazing tattoo artist, entrepreneur, and fourth-grade student, Sammy “Slugman” Sluggins opened up a discreet semi-permanent Sharpie-based tattoo shop…

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“Schoolhouse Rock!” 2024 Edition Features Catchy Number on Active Shooter Drills

Chris Bowen • January 14, 2024

WASHINGTON — The 2024 edition of the classic educational short film series “Schoolhouse Rock!” will contain a song dedicated to…

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Help! I Insta-Stalked My Middle School Bully and They’re Actually Doing Pretty Well in Life

Ellie Nas • December 31, 2023

I was scrolling through the gram on a Friday night when I got the urge to look up a few…

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Slacker Accidentally Aces History and Science Exams After Attending They Might Be Giants Show Last Night

Joe Rumrill • May 4, 2023

OAKLAND, Calif. — Perpetual “lost cause” Kip “The Drip” Dellaher miraculously passed his science and history exams today after simply…

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Report: Increasing Number of Math Rock Bands Not Meeting State’s Minimum Requirements

Patrick Crooks • April 3, 2023

WASHINGTON — A recent study conducted by Georgetown University showed that at least 90 percent of active math rock bands…

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We Need To Bring Art Back Into the Schools, Because the Penises the Neighbor Kid Drew on My Mazda Are Cloying, Dare I Say Trite

Zach Raffio • January 13, 2023

When it comes to education, all you hear about these days are budget cuts, budget cuts, and more budget cuts.…

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Cop Jealous of How Many Teenagers School Shooter was Able to Take Down in Single Day

The Hard Times Staff • August 25, 2022

CEDARBURG, Wisc. — Local school safety officer Jacob Miller quietly admitted he was jealous of a gunman that opened fire…

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Schools Installing State-of-the-Art Panic Rooms for Cops to Hide During Mass Shootings

Evan Caris • August 23, 2022

WASHINGTON — The Department of Education announced a nationwide initiative to protect America’s police officers from the epidemic of school…

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