Corey Montgomery
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MAUI, Hawaii — A humpback whale off the coast of Maui found the musical offerings overheard from noise-rock-themed ‘Sonic Cruise’…
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James Knapp
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MILAN, Italy — The incorporeal specter that has haunted the historic La Scala opera house for more than two centuries…
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Colleen Nerney
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BUTLER, Pa. — Local lesbian Katie Hargrove recently came to the horrifying realization that she is becoming her father, sources…
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Cory Cousins
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CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Local man and lead singer of popular metal band, A Fistful of Fetuses, thought it a good…
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Walker JF Glenn
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OAKLAND, Calif. — The cautionary tale of long-time road dog and punk scene veteran “Wild” Bill Ketchum is reportedly being…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Production of two new “Mission Impossible” films came to a grinding halt after Tom Cruise received news…
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Dom Turek
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NEW YORK — Local woman Francisca Noguera asked her abusive partner of five months if he could extend his grooming…
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Alexandra Johnson
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SUNVIEW, Ariz. — A local punk scene is committing to their decision to keep well-known abuser and the only keyboardist…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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OKLAHOMA CITY — Your horny aunt Gladys created an air of tension after expressing a deep and carnal interest in…
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Nathan Kamal
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LOS ANGELES — Astrology enthusiast Allison Cleary remains unaware that she is merely two TikTok videos away from interacting with…
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