Violet Meeker
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This year's tax season is tapping you on the shoulder whilst you live through not just December, but also the…
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Doug Kolic
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MESA, Ariz. — A local man, described by everyone who knows him as an unambitious, directionless complete loser, is reportedly…
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Zack Zagranis
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It was P.T. Barnum’s angsty cousin who once said, “There’s a poser born every minute,” and the older I get,…
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Ben Friedman
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EATONTOWN, N.J. — Local man Brian Johanssen admitted that he is still grieving the loss of his favorite radio station…
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Ben Friedman
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It’s never easy watching someone fall from grace while still in their prime, and even worse when you have to…
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Matt Oriente
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CHICAGO — Former Blink-182 guitarist Matt Skiba was seen staring out a window on a rainy day this past week…
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Griffin Constant
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So there's this guy Jake. He just turned 30, and now he's going on about "eliminating bad habits" and "building…
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Preston Long
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CONCORD, N.H. — Readers across the country were horrified to find that the “about the author” page on a new…
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Trevor Graham
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Ugh, what a bummer. That local vegan restaurant in my neighborhood closed down even though I always thought about going…
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Dom Turek
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There’s nothing sadder than finding out someone who sucks at their job was giving it their all, and this also…
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