Noah Dominguez
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The job market is absolutely brutal right now. And when you’re someone like me, who doesn’t have a “bachelor’s degree”…
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Livy Berry
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local 19-year-old Cody Carson reportedly declared his advanced vape expertise by writing “mechanic” on his otherwise quite…
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Carter Schenke
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — The entire state of California experienced a sudden and significant shortage of printer paper after Josh…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Popular job board Monster.com recently posted a position that was clearly about becoming the new frontman for…
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John Danek
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WHEELING, W. Va. — Unemployed hardcore punk singer Lyle “Coccyx” Plant is seeking employment with a resume consisting solely of…
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John Danek
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SAN ANTONIO, Texas — 39-year-old punk Terry “Scratch” Palmer’s job hunt continued to flounder due to his resume’s sparse experience…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local punk Wynn Hall updated their resume yesterday evening to include “selling plasma” following a long history…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt…
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Tim Nash
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LOS ANGELES — Matt Skiba, guitarist and vocalist for celebrated pop-punk bands Alkaline Trio and Blink-182, emailed his resume this…
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