PORTLAND, Ore. — Patrons of local punk venue The Steel Toe report peculiar, “almost paranormal” happenings in and around the…
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STARDEW VALLEY — Local resident and gadget builder Maru has reportedly begun to feel a new sense of intimacy toward…
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Dan Rice
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Here at Hard Style we’ve got a huge crush on this girl Heather who works at a coffee shop near…
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Dan Kozuh
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CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that…
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Patrick Coyne
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Chronically unemployed man and frequent HPV spreader Danny Feldman is completely unaware that his last three girlfriends…
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Shea Strauss
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It takes a lot of courage to be vulnerable and share our wants and desires. Especially for empaths like me.…
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Mark Bouchard
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Do you love comic books? Here are the top five Scott Pilgrim quotes you can expect that unassuming “male feminist”…
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Mo Mozuch
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WASHINGTON — The nation’s divorce lawyers have begun hiring extra paralegals, interns, and temps to compensate for the spike in…
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Courtney Baka
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CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski reportedly may add a light gray sweater to her otherwise black wardrobe, potentially…
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Dicky Stock
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LMAO! Well, it’s official folks.Those two dunderheads, Ben and Rebecca Sussman just couldn’t seem to make it work. A marriage…
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