Mark Bouchard
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Do you love comic books? Here are the top five Scott Pilgrim quotes you can expect that unassuming “male feminist”…
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Mo Mozuch
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WASHINGTON — The nation’s divorce lawyers have begun hiring extra paralegals, interns, and temps to compensate for the spike in…
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Courtney Baka
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CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski reportedly may add a light gray sweater to her otherwise black wardrobe, potentially…
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Dicky Stock
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LMAO! Well, it’s official folks.Those two dunderheads, Ben and Rebecca Sussman just couldn’t seem to make it work. A marriage…
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Ed Saincome
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Until recently, I was positive that my boyfriend Charles was the man I was going to marry. However, his recent…
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Michael Palladino
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PHOENIX — 33-year-old Josh Dalton is unsure whether the goth woman he dated last night was merely disinterested in him,…
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Salim Alam
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NEW YORK — 26-year-old Angela Kitts announced today that she is now “totally against one-night stands,” instead preferring the stability…
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John Danek
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AUSTIN, Texas — All-around nice guy Ken Ludlow has reportedly found himself in another long-term relationship with a woman despite…
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Courtney Baka
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MINNEAPOLIS — Laura Reynolds discovered her ex-boyfriends tag last night in the bathroom stall of local venue the 331 Club,…
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Krissy Howard
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You’re creative, fun, a little quirky, so why spend money to have a stupid “trained professional” cut your hair? DIY…
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