Charles Bill
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There was no better fighting force than the G.I. Joes back in the 1980s. These real American heroes put their…
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Doug Kolic
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LAS VEGAS – Former football star and accused double-murderer OJ Simpson took one last instinctual swipe at a blonde nurse…
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Patrick Coyne
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FORT WORTH, Texas — Local masturbator James Matheson was overheard thoughtfully whispering to himself a historical poem about Alexander the…
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Dan Rice
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We’re big cinephiles over here at The Hard Times, and no, we don’t just mean we like MCU movies. Our…
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Members of the Florida Senate quickly passed a new bill last night that will allow teachers K-12…
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Matt Husser
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LOS ANGELES — Crust punk Tim “Ransom” Rollins has reportedly started acting annoyingly sanctimonious ever since he moved into an…
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Chris Bowen
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HOUSTON — Merch guy for the heavy metal band Beast of Damocles Eric Jennie provides an extra service for any…
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Nigel Powers
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Hockey, drinking and fighting are as synonymous as weed and the munchies. But don’t take our word for it, just…
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2004 was a totally normal time where nothing weird ever happened. Donald Trump wasn’t a threat to democracy, Iraq was…
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Brett Myers
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So it finally happened... Your wife left you and you’re realizing that if you keep sitting in your house alone…
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