Traye Holland
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SUN PRAIRIE, Wis. — Overconfident white guy Randall Weiss, who frequently proclaims his “life is a movie,” is reportedly ignorant…
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Hola. Mucho gusto. That means “Hi, pleased to meet you.” Did I learn that from your little fucking owl? ¡No!…
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Hey there! I see that you’re about to release a new track, so I thought I’d offer some words of…
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SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Self-proclaimed alpha male, Jared Andrews, suffered a nervous breakdown last week when attempting to eat a…
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Patrick Crooks
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REYKJAVIK, Iceland — City officials announced that the annual spraying for feral Björks will begin this week and that residents…
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Colleen Nerney
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PITTSBURGH – Local concertgoer Roger Macmillan ruined his brand-new $60 tour t-shirt with a perplexingly expensive Bud Light at record…
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ARLINGTON, Va. – Executives at Boeing responded to the mysterious death of a second whistleblower by claiming the company has…
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Great directors are known for pushing boundaries in the film-making process. These often obsessive visionaries will go to unprecedented lengths…
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When driving across America, you begin to notice how many big-box brands there are scattered across this nation. But what’s…
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LOS ANGELES — Local police officer Mark Woodside warmed up for a long day of work beating college kids peacefully…
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