SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Self-proclaimed alpha male, Jared Andrews, suffered a nervous breakdown last week when attempting to eat a…
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Patrick Crooks
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REYKJAVIK, Iceland — City officials announced that the annual spraying for feral Björks will begin this week and that residents…
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Colleen Nerney
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PITTSBURGH – Local concertgoer Roger Macmillan ruined his brand-new $60 tour t-shirt with a perplexingly expensive Bud Light at record…
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ARLINGTON, Va. – Executives at Boeing responded to the mysterious death of a second whistleblower by claiming the company has…
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Great directors are known for pushing boundaries in the film-making process. These often obsessive visionaries will go to unprecedented lengths…
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When driving across America, you begin to notice how many big-box brands there are scattered across this nation. But what’s…
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LOS ANGELES — Local police officer Mark Woodside warmed up for a long day of work beating college kids peacefully…
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Local weirdo Arnold Hauser posted on the popular community app, Nextdoor, that everyone in his neighborhood is…
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GREENE, N.Y. — Amateur conservative pundit Gordon Brock found himself in a predicament when none of his friends or family…
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You might not know this, but before they were part of Wings and the Plastic Ono Band, Paul McCartney and…
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