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Aries (March 21 - April 19) This is the best week of the year to listen to your creative urges,…
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Tag: punk
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Lifelong Straight Edge Kid Trolls AA Meeting With 10,000 Days Sober
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WASHINGTON — An Alcoholics Anonymous meeting was disrupted Friday evening when 27-year-old straight edge kid Drew “‘Till Death” Jackson arrived…
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Unemployed Boyfriend Pivots From Not Writing Novels to Not Writing Screenplays
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LOS ANGELES — Perpetually unemployed boyfriend Liam Womack announced yesterday that he will cease failing to author novels to pursue…
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Mom Thinks You Guys Should Learn a Few James Taylor Songs
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CLEVELAND — Your mom casually suggested last night, while you took a brief break during your band practice, that “you…
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Record Collection Organized by What Money Should Have Financed Instead
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CHICAGO — Local record collector Toni Joyce organized her extensive vinyl collection yesterday by whatever basic life necessity the money…
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Report: Six More Bands to Go Before Yours
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ROANOKE, Va. — After watching three bands already, three more bands are scheduled to play before yours tonight at local…
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Child Drops Dad Off at Aquabats Show
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local 12-year-old Tanner Allen gave his father Grant a ride to Ace of Spades last night to…
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Guy Who Asked to Borrow Drums Not Even in a Band Playing Tonight
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — An exhaustive interrogation after a show at the Cherry Pit last Saturday night revealed that “that…
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7” Vinyl Collector Also Fan of Sitting for Two Minutes, Standing up Again
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local punk and 7” record collector Oliver Haggarty fully believes that vinyl records requiring listeners to sit…
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‘Death’ Longest Section of Punk Legend’s Wikipedia Article
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SAN FRANCISCO — The “death” section of the Wikipedia page for punk legend Benny Core is far longer than any…
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