SAN FRANCISCO — Local Guitar Center sales associate Dan Shin deemed a customer’s routine purchase “pretty sick” earlier this week,…
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local mechanic and outspoken male feminist Elias Murphy finally received his copy of Forbes magazine’s “Most Powerful…
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Erin McLaughlin
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BOSTON — Local woman Anne Deloach is certain the first track from her ex-boyfriend’s latest EP is about her, despite…
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Cory Cousins
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Legendary singer/songwriter Bob Dylan incorrectly introduced several of his own songs at a concert yesterday as “covers,”…
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Dear Scabby: I hit a child driving home from work. This was 3 years ago. I haven't told anyone. What…
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Mark Roebuck
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Local punk Arnie Parker vowed to take the crown for the worst tattoos back from modern hip-hop…
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Mark Roebuck
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BOISE, Idaho — Local man John Larsen abruptly left his post at Pet Supplies Plus yesterday to race home and…
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Lauren Lavín
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Irritated neighbors of yours confirm you fully lost your shit early this morning when you discovered the…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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NEW YORK — Dating website OkCupid announced on Wednesday that they added a new filter, enabling users to search for…
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Mark Roebuck
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NEW YORK CITY — Rolling Stone magazine announced today it would be scaling back the latest version of its popular…
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