John Dixon
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AKRON, Ohio — New local venue The Roach Trap has set the DIY punk scene ablaze with its endless amenities,…
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Randi Pulator
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RICHMOND, Va. — Members of the disbanded hardcore group Surge Protector reunited in secret last night to discuss ending their…
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Right Cross frontman Tony Cooper went well out of his way last night to make sure everyone…
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders would not stop yelling at sound guy Ethan Gardner about “Medicare for…
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — 26-year-old data scientist Ricky LeBlanc reportedly impressed party guests last night by opening their beers with…
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Mark Maira
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LOS ANGELES — ’90s electronica artist Moby dismissed today the negative statements you allegedly made about him on a friends’…
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Krissy Howard
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ENDICOTT, N.Y. — A small punk community in central New York officially ran out of new scene members to fuck…
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Krissy Howard
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MADRID — Valeria Lopez, the oldest millennial in the world, died late last night at the age of 39 following…
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Keith Buckley
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ATLANTA — And Weeping Solemnly, The Cherubs Affixed Their Gaze merch guy Luis Flores admitted today he hopes to join…
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Gary Doyle
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DUBLIN, Calif. — A single pillar located inside the Voodoo Lounge allegedly has a physics-defying ability to block patrons’ view…
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