Top 11 Most Paused Moments in Movies
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Once in a while a movie scene comes around that you just have to stop and take a closer look…
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Doctor Advises Rugged Detective to Take Medication By the Fistful in Back of a Cab
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local doctor Elvin Grant advised a hardscrabble down-on-his-luck police detective to exclusively take their medication aggressively and…
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Man Losing Confidence in Himself Halfway Through Taco Bell Order
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SEATTLE — Local man James Tebuto is losing confidence in himself halfway through what he’s realizing is an overwhelming order…
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Pavement Fan Announces Plans to Discuss Nothing but Pavement Until 2022 Tour
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CHICAGO — Derek Douglas, a fan of the indie rock band Pavement since the early 90s, announced his plans this…
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Review: Volbeat “Servant of the Mind”
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Danish rockabilly metal heroes, Volbeat, have returned with their eighth full-length of shake-and-shimmy mosh music, "Servant of the Mind." This…
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Pac-Man Arcade Machine From 1981 Still Laundromat’s Newest Appliance
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A vintage Pac-Man arcade cabinet belonging to area laundromat Sudsy’s Soak ‘n Scrub is reportedly the…
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Tesla Unveils Self-Driving Dragula That Autonomously Digs Through Ditches and Burns Through Witches
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Tesla recently revealed the prototype for their new self-driving Dragula that can independently dig through ditches…
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Rittenhouse Judge Calls Recess to Sheepishly Ask for an Autograph
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KENOSHA, Wisc. — Judge Bruce Schroeder called for a recess after a long day of court proceedings in the Kyle…
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Fauci Gives OK for Venues To Keep Putting Bathroom Towel Roll On Ledge Near Dispenser
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BETHESDA, Md. — Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease, recently gave approval for…
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Semisonic to Release Long-Awaited Follow-up “Seriously, Get the Fuck Out, I Have To Open Tomorrow”
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MINNEAPOLIS — Bar staff everywhere are rejoicing as Semisonic penned a long-awaited follow-up to their 1998 single “Closing Time” entitled…
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