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20 Death Cab For Cutie Songs You Can Listen to While Waiting For Your Date to “Come Back From the Bathroom”

Corey Montgomery • October 26, 2023

You finally got a match on your favorite dating app. They’re cute, they seem to have their shit together, and…

Wedding Venue Demands Merch Cut

Dan Vanderpool • October 26, 2023

CHARLOTTE – Local newlyweds Sarah Jones and Doug Tayler were caught off guard towards the end of their wedding celebration…

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Hey Pal, As a Grave Robber, Your Grandma’s Cremation is Taking Food Out of My Children’s Mouths

Chris Bowen • October 26, 2023

It's no secret the world is becoming more and more difficult for the working man such as myself to make…

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17 Horror Movie Icons Ranked By How Into New York Hardcore They Would Be

Ryan Danley • October 25, 2023

Have you ever been watching a horror movie and thought to yourself "I bet the dude hacking up all these…

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Every Motionless in White Album Ranked Worst To Best

Scott Waldman • October 25, 2023

Be honest, if you saw the traditional ska act to end all traditional ska acts known as Motionless in White…

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Government Positions Ranked By How Good of a Fit They Would Be for Jello Biafra

James Knapp • October 24, 2023

What do we know about Jello Biafra? We know he once ran for mayor of San Francisco and that his…

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Mark Wahlberg Claims Alaska Airlines Flight Was Saved Thanks to “Daddy’s Home 2” Playing as In Flight Entertainment

The Hard Times Staff • October 24, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Actor Mark Wahlberg believes the off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot who tried to take down a plane mid-flight…

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Commander Biden Bites All 221 House Republicans, Seizes Speakership

Ryan Dondero • October 24, 2023

WASHINGTON — Commander Biden, President Joe Biden’s two-year-old German Shepard, reportedly bit every single Republican in the House of Representatives…

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Woman at Dream Theater Show Just Happy to Not Have to Wait in Line for the Bathroom for Once

Eli Johnson • October 24, 2023

MOLINE, Ill. — Local Dream Theater fan Beth Hillebrand enjoyed unfettered access to the venue’s female washroom thanks to being…

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15 Drugs Ranked by How Likely They’ll be Legal in Colorado Next Year

Courtney Hill • October 24, 2023

Back in 2012, while the rest of the country was still content to decriminalize small quantities of marijuana or prescribe…

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