Tyler Roland
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September 10, 2021
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local stoner Dave Truman set out to prove to friends, family, and acquaintances that weed is not…
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Nick Ortolani
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July 12, 2021
YONKERS, N.Y. — Darnell Hudgens, recently paroled from Westchester County Correctional for marijuana distribution, is reportedly encountering challenges obtaining a…
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Courtney Baka
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May 26, 2021
CHICAGO — Local stoner Lukas James accidentally tasted his first apple in over ten years last week after using it…
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Tyler Dark
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April 20, 2021
AGOURA HILLS, Calif. — Your Grandpa, a lifelong stoner and de facto family historian, fondly recalled a time when you…
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Dan Rice
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April 20, 2021
Well it’s 4/20 again, and all the rubes are getting stoned out of their gourds talking about how today was…
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Ted Pillow
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April 2, 2021
In a landmark victory for noncorporeal cannabis reform, the Ghostbusters announced via their tax lawyer Louis Tulley that they are…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 28, 2020
LONDON — World-famous primatologist Dame Jane Goodall announced today that, after 60 years of studying chimpanzees in their native habitat,…
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Andy Holt
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November 22, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he “plays way better when he’s stoned” despite a complete lack…
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Krissy Howard
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November 16, 2020
SOCORRO, N.M. — A long-forgotten 10-quart pot filled with vegan chili was officially rebranded into a fully-functional composting toilet following…
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Dom Turek
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November 11, 2020
NEW YORK — Luxury sex toy manufacturer Bad Vibrations claims their latest dildo, which can’t maintain a full erection and…
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