Ted Pillow
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We recently sat down with renowned intellectual Noam Chomsky for an illuminating discussion on political systems, linguistics, and the state…
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Aidan Sears
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With the Verhoevian monster truck rally that is the Republican National Convention finally upon us, we here at The Hard…
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Jon Wood
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WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence is looking forward to debating Kamala Harris’ husband, Douglas Emhoff, on key issues impacting…
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Brandon Puff
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NEW YORK CITY — Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside…
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FLAVORTOWN, Calif. — A quality-of-life ordinance passed by Flavortown’s town council this week will guarantee residents monthly universal chili con…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — A visibly nervous group of Democratic leaders held a closed door meeting today to discuss possible ways to…
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In the '80s, American Neo-Nazis targetted the hardcore punk scene for recruitment. Why they thought they'd find success among a…
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Bobby D. Lux
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I take my voting seriously. I’m not one of these people who believe in protest votes. Too many scene veterans…
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Kevin Tit
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WASHINGTON — Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe. Biden allegedly checked in with former President Barack Obama ahead of an upcoming debate…
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