Sarah Cortina
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — A new report out of Stanford University reported that 70% of the average punk’s hydration is…
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Drew Gigis
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CLEVELAND — Local elementary school student Chase Farmer recently found himself in a predicament after winning a skateboarding contest at…
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Valley Simone
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MILWAUKEE — Legendary beer brand Pabst Blue Ribbon made the bold decision to rebrand their classic lager as a bread-flavored…
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Char Byram
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PORTLAND — Local man Dave Hart decided to take the initiative and saturate himself with copious amounts of beer prior…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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INDIANAPOLIS – A small but visibly-confused group of free thinkers stormed the HI-FI Annex stage to incoherently question the connection…
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Bobby Korec
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PERTH AMBOY, N.J. — Friends and family of local punk Ricky Ballstead report he is aging “like a fine PBR”…
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V.F. Thompson
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All too often, health gurus and ex-partners will tell you that guzzling an endless stream of low-quality lager is incompatible…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk and diehard Interrobanged! fan Heather McGowan didn’t clap when the band played her “favorite song…
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Michael Luis
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LOS ANGELES — Sacramento-based punk and local chef Tina “Snot” McLain won the dinner round of the hit cooking show…
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Jordan Breeding
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HARRISONBURG, Va. — Local punk and obvious alcoholic Marcia Fries announced moments ago that despite consuming nearly a dozen cans…
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