Patrick Coyne
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TRENTON, N.J. — A group of punks’ plan to invite geriatric next-door neighbor Zofia Gorski to a party so she…
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Dan Kozuh
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CLEVELAND — A line formed outside the legendary DIY venue The Basement last night, where locals could request favors of…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — Freshman Chazz Baldwin utterly ruined a Juilliard dorm party last night with an impromptu, solo oboe rendition…
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Doug Francisco
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CHULA VISTA, Calif. — Partygoer Todd Horne attempted to engage the rest of the crew moments ago in a round…
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Patrick Coyne
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WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Local punk Niles Torsten displayed the “LOV” and “HAT” tattoos on his gnarled fingers last night…
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — 26-year-old data scientist Ricky LeBlanc reportedly impressed party guests last night by opening their beers with…
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BOSTON — Local straight edger Austin Evans quietly formed an undying, eternal bond at a party last night with Tugger…
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Dan Kozuh
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C’mon, what are you, some kinda’ pussy?! Do this beer bong, bro! Don’t wuss out on me. I invite you…
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Cory Cousins
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PITTSBURGH — Local woman and functional alcoholic Misty Peterson is reportedly in good spirits today, after a week-long hangover stemming…
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Patrick Coyne
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CHICAGO — Polite and respectful punk Jimmy Arano “did the right thing” at a house party last weekend by slightly…
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