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Parents’ Drug Concerns Overestimate High Schooler’s Coolness

Jack Lewis • July 18, 2018

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Local parents Joyce and Rich Gloppin have severely overestimated their 9th-grade daughter Dani’s social standing and ability…

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I Would Have Made It as an Artist if My Asshole Parents Weren’t so Supportive

Jordan Breeding • March 12, 2018

Do you ever get the feeling like you were destined for something more? When you take a long, hard look…

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Dad to Email You Band Names as He Thinks of Them

Patrick Coyne • January 6, 2018

NEW ORLEANS — Jerry Nichols, the enthusiastic and supportive father of drummer Chris Nichols, is incessantly emailing his son band…

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Punk Cousin Wondering What Time Dinner Supposed to Go On

Krissy Howard • December 25, 2017

RICHWOOD, W. Va. — Local punk Jesse Hallenbeck asked her family today what time Christmas dinner is supposed to go…

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Parents Unsure How to Stuff Goth Son’s Fishnet Stocking

The Hard Times Staff • December 25, 2017

SALEM, Mass. — The parents of goth teenager Thomas Sullivan are uncertain how to properly stuff their son’s fishnet Christmas…

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Woman Home for Christmas Reunites with Family’s Premium Cable Subscription

Allison Mick • December 23, 2017

LA LUZ, N.M. — Zoe Rivas was reunited last night with her family’s premium cable subscription immediately upon returning to…

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Mom Reports Older Brother Is Doing Fantastic

Danny Taverner • December 9, 2017

BOSTON — Stanley Remington, the older brother of local punk James “Meatball” Remington, is “doing fantastic,” according to a report…

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Band Only Staying Together for Drummer Until He Goes Off to College

Jamie Lawlor • December 9, 2017

MORRISTOWN, N.J. — Mid-level alternative rock band the Mandarks are planning to break up this summer after 14 years of…

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Dangerous New Party Drug Sweeping Parents’ Facebook Pages

Mark Turner • November 29, 2017

AMERICA — Parents nationwide went into a frenzy yesterday when a dangerous new party drug swept across their Facebook pages,…

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Teen Tagging Overpass with Anarchy Symbol Must be Home by 6 p.m. or Else

Patrick Coyne • September 20, 2017

HADDONFIELD, N.J. — 13-year-old “badass” Aiden Christian spent Saturday afternoon skateboarding with friends and spray-painting the anarchy symbol on the…

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