Izzy Maurer
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INDIANAPOLIS — Local man, and Duolingo enthusiast, Brandon Cole horrified friends and acquaintances gathered at an Italian restaurant when he…
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Elanna White
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PORTLAND, Ore. – Local music snob Tyler Milton recently heard a local barred owl and mistook the bird’s hoots for…
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James Knapp
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Man, you guys are great. Seriously, I can’t remember the last time I had such a great — oh look,…
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Jon Ruggiero
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YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of…
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Dan Kozuh
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LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from…
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LOS ANGELES — After tweeting a racist comment to her 800,000 followers, Overwatch League has decided to give Roseanne Barr…
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Kyle Erf
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TORONTO — Legendary rocker Geddy Lee crashed his giant owl into the CN Tower last night, which left authorities scrambling…
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