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Blathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for Museum

YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of a large rabbit, and reportedly asked no questions about where it came from. 

“Normally I have an explanation for all of the fossils that we receive here,” explained the bow-tied owl, “but I know absolutely nothing about this. By the way, I love your new blood facepaint design!” 

Bathers promises to do as much research as he can about his new exhibit and told residents to keep an eye out for more great finds, especially if they’re from fossils a “bird exactly the same dimensions as that annoying little shit, Gulliver.”

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